We've been deliberating for months, but we at bakedziti.net have come to the tough decision to endorse Sen. John Kerry for President of the United States. Though it may come as a shock to some of our faithful readers, we truly felt that we could not, in good conscience, endorse President Bush for another term. Largely because of his bad breath. Though this may seem frivolous method of determining which candidate to support, believe me it is still the best way. Also, our president cannot tie a tie to save his life, have you noticed that? I mean, the appendage usually ends below the crotch area. I don't know how he manages it, frankly. In a perfect world, he wouldn't be able to score a job in the White House cafeteria, let alone the top spot. And the fake Texas accent, urgh! He grew up in Connecticut, how does he have a Texas accent? And his ears stick out. I can't have a president whose ears stick out! What will my friends living abroad think?
Oh yeah, and the total abuse of power throughout his administration. That's a good one. Lying about the weapons of mass destruction; placing hundreds of soldiers in harm's way unnecessarily; using the Patriot Act as a means of silencing those who disagreed with the Iraq War; outing Valerie Plame, then lying about it; denying the Bush family's ties to Saudi Arabia; lying about his military service, then smearing John Kerry's war record; trying to prevent African-Americans from voting (the 2000 election and this one)...need I continue?
Yeah, we couldn't back a candidate like that. We'll endorse Kerry, thank you very much.
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