Vice President Dick Cheney was pronounced "officially not dead" after leaving a routine checkup performed "just to make sure the sadistic fucker doesn't croak," said an unnamed source. "Yeah, that would be just terrrrible!" the source added sarcastically. "If I didn't take his complaints about shortness of breath seriously, and then something happened.. Wow, I just would NEVER be able to forgive myself" he added, rolling his eyes. "He should have saved some of that breath during the campaign, right? RIGHT?" he repeated as our reporter walked away.
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