Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Toby Keith Launches Restaurant Chain





Toby Keith, world famous country singer, has finally agreed to put his name on a new restaurant franchise. Called Toby Keith's Angry American Bar & Grill, Keith said the restaurant would have an atmosphere he approves of:
"Anyone who doesn't have one of those dumb-ass red, white and blue ribbon stickers that destroys the resale value of your car and solely exists to obnoxiously support the sending of our troops into harm's way unnecessarily will not even be allowed in."
Keith, who released his 20th Greatest Hits collection this week, says that "it's not a lot to ask of y'all for some good food. And I know that God would want you to eat here." Keith also denies the recent reports that he recently hired two assistants to drape an American flag behind him at all times. "It's just a coincidence," Keith says.

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