Baked Ziti Answers Back, Vol. 1

In a new feature, Baked Ziti attempts to answer the questions posed by Page Six' "Just Asking" section, using tips provided by our insiders:

• Q: WHICH well-preserved politician was seen at a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office? The nurse went in after him with a tray of syringes that looked suspiciously like Botox . . .
  A: Senator Ted Kennedy
  
  
• WHICH formerly drug-addled actor is wearing such ridiculous clothes, people think he's relapsing? The eyeliner, earring and succession of silly hats don't seem very sober . . .
  
  A: Matthew Perry. Never mind the eyeliner, just take a look at "The Whole Ten Yards" for proof that he's still a user.
  
  
• WHICH teen queen isn't as clean as she'd like us all to believe? The wild child has a code name for her favorite drug, cocaine. She refers to it as "beeks," as in, "you guys got any beeks?"
  
  A: Our sources tell us it's Shirley Temple Black (our sources don't lie.)

OK. I hope that squelches a few rumors. Tune in next week for more.