After infamously failing to perform the simple act of lip synching on SNL, Ashlee Simpson walked off before the end of her second number, then blamed her band for the fact that she posseses no discernible talent. Ashlee Simpson will go through the motions of performing again in Las Vegas for NBC's "Radio Music Awards" tonight at 9 p.m. The walkoff is scheduled for about 9:14 p.m., "but you never know with these unpredictable musicians," said Joe Simpson, Ashlee's manager/father.
Elton John dismissed Ashlee in the press this morning as a "filthy pig" and a "worthless tart," before asking "Who's Ashlee Simpson? Is that O.J.'s wife? Well, anyway, she's a filthy pig!""
[UPDATE: I have been asked to point out that Elton John did not actually say the preceding quotes. I was making a joke regarding what a grouchy bastard he's been lately. I apologize to Elton, his family and whoever has been negatively afftected by this.]
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