This Obesity Thing Is Worse Than I Thought

Entrepreneurs, are you ready? It seems as though we're going to need a lot of extremely long needles to accommodate our ever-growing society. Reuters says:

Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug.

23 out of 25! Any needle manufacturers out there? We'll make a killing! Whoo!

- Study - Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks [Reuters]