Tuesday, November 1, 2005

Samuel Alito's Mother Knows Best



Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito's 90-year-old mother, Rose, when asked if her son is against abotrion, said "Of course he still wets the bed." When reporters suggested that maybe she had misunderstood the question, she continued unabated:
"And he sure hates the gay people. I'm tellin' ya, he can't say enough bad things about how they were the direct cause of Hurricane Katrina and 9/11, not that he ever calls me, mind you. I mean, you think after I cleaned, fed and put that motherfucker through school he could find five goddamn seconds from his busy schedule to drop his only mother a fucking line once in a while!"
Reporters finally abandoned the interview, leaving Rose yelling the word "cocksucker" very loudly while attempting to kick dirt onto the reporters' vans.

- MAMMA MIA, THAT'S MY BOY! [New York Post]

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