Michael Jackson As Juror

How hard up is Santa Barbara, CA for jurors anyway? None of the residents seem to have daytime employment. But...

It seems that they're SO hard up, they would consider Michael Jackson a worthy vessel.

"It's just one of those ironies of life that he'd be called as a juror," said Laurie Levenson, a professor at Loyola School of Law who monitored Jackson's

Irony, huh? I mean I would love to see this screening process at work:

Judge: "Have you ever been....(sigh).. Exempted! Next!"

I mean, could it possibly go any other way? Every judge in the nation knows Michael's life story at this point, not that there is much of a chance that Jackson will serve on any jury due to his dual citizenship [Editor's Note: Michael Jackson is in the process of changing his primary residency to Bahrain].

-Michael Jackson Called for Jury Service [AP]