Well, I'm not a terribly religious man, but I said about forty novenas when I read the news about Tom and his beard's impending spawn. It is an absolute sign of the apocalypse. No question.
It's not the only one, mind you. Here are some others:
Oh, there are several other signs. For example, the other day I saw a dog attempting to mount a cat. And, yes, I see the occasional swarm of locusts in my back yard. But I can't figure out how any female would willingly procreate with that Oprah-couch-hopping freak.
- Nick and Jessica's failure to divorce
- Lennon: The Musical
- The Rolling Stones still touring??
- David Spade having a career
- A Best-Selling book about caring too much about what people think (this REALLY disturbs me)
- John Fogerty returning to Fantasy Records
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting [AP]
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