Tom Cruise again showcased his amazing lack of humor while in London promoting his latest engagement to Katie Holmes. A man posing as a reporter squirted Cruise with a water pistol disguised as a microphone. Cruise appeared to laugh but then asked the prankster: "Why would you do that?" As the man gave a barely audible excuse, Cruise said: "Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?" The prankster tried to walk away but Cruise reached across the metal barrier, held his arm and said: "Don't run away. That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that ... it's incredibly rude. You're a jerk."
Police detained the man who squirted Cruise and also arrested three other men who filmed the incident. They were sentenced to the guillotine, despite the abolishment of the death penalty in Britain, when it was discovered that they also planned to shake Cruise's hand using a joy buzzer. The executioner was movedd to give a speech:
"Let this stand as an example too all those who sneer at Tom Cruise, at Scientology, or at War Of The Wolrds, opening June 29th."The crowd stood silently.
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