Just when you're about to declare 2004 the worst year in music history, Johnny Ramone denies all reports of his impending death to cancer. It is not only good news for Johnny, but also for the remaining Ramones who were in danger of going down in history as the most radioactive group since the cast of The Conqueror in 1956. (I heard from an inside source that Dee Dee actually OD'd to avoid succumbing to cancer, which if true really makes you wonder just how cancerous one rock group can be.) Anyway, aren't the drummers supposed to die first? Nothing against Marky or Tommy, but a dead drummer is simply nature's way, not mine.
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