Crazed Gunman Severely Harshing Historically Low Subway Crime Figures

A crazed man at the 5 train Wall St. station (yeah, the 5 always pisses me off too) opened fire, but luckily didn't hit an allegedly muscular man who, the gunman claimed, had been staring him down. Let this be a lesson to you all: Don't stare people down on the subway! You never know who's armed. Crazed gunmen, by definition, do not need much provocation to be rattled to their breaking points.

But really, doesn't this "crazed gunman" know that subway crime has hit an all-time low?

I mean, get with the program, buddy!