Hard Up For Work?

Apparently, when Heidi Fleiss decides to go legitimate, she goes all the way, so to speak...

The website for her new business venture, Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farm, a "farm" exclusively for the benefit of females ("There will be no male to male sexual services offered," the website claims), has the following verbiage above its e-application form:

Thank you for inquiring about Heidi's stud farm in Crystal Nevada.

Heidi's Stud Farm will be a new structure and has NO connection to the defunct Cherry Patch Brothel or its owner [ed. well, thank God for that!].

This is a brief overview of what to expect. This establishment will hire men to service women.

We will hire 20 men and 10 on stand-by. Lady customers will be charged $250.00 an hour that will be split 50-50 to the house. Men will be able to keep all tips. They will be charged a weekly rate for a housekeeper, room, board, and food. Weekly tests for STDS and HIV are mandatory. Employees will register for a work card with the sheriff's department.

We wish Heidi all the best, given the hard time she's had in the past (tee hee).

Many thanks to Linda Nelson for the tipoff.