Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before...

From the Times:

Freddy Rodriguez, 55, barreled through an intersection in the Bronx on Monday afternoon, killing the child, Saquan Williams Jr., and injuring his mother and her friend, the police said. Investigators said Mr. Rodriguez had been trying to play a prank on the owner of the truck, taking it to make the owner think it had been stolen.

An interesting footnote: when the inspector investigating the mishap asked Rodriguez the name of this prank, he outstretched both arms, fell to one knee and gleefully answered "The Aristocrats."

- Driver of a Delivery Truck Is Arraigned in Death of Child, 3 [New York Times]