The Easter Bunny, also known as Finneus II, was quoted yesterday saying that a new Pope should be chosen within the next two weeks. The Easter Bunny came under considerable heat last week for suggesting his son, Finneus III, as John Paul II's successor. After being cautiously reminded that nepotism in the church is frowned upon, Finneus II withdrew his son as a candidate, preferring instead to keep future hopefuls a secret from the Catholic Church as well as the press. When asked if the new Pope would be an American, Finneus II merely chuckled, saying "An American? That's totally fucked up, dude!"
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