Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Bush Selects Pol Pot for Homeland Security Post





In a move that's sure to confound Democrats and Republicans alike, President Bush has picked former Khmer Rouge Central Committee leader Pol Pot as Tom Ridge's successor as chief of Homeland Security. This is a big political opportunity for Pot, having spent the last seven years in hiding. He claims that despite his intense hatred of professionals, intellectuals and "anyone wearing glasses," he will do his best to make America safer.

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