In a shocking turn of events, President George W. Bush secretly wed puppet interim prime minister of Iraq, Ayad Allawi, saying:
The truth is that I am a gay American. Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with another man, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong, it was foolish, it was inexcusable. And I can no longer serve as you president; I shall resign as your president effective.....Yeah, I know it's a total fake. I can dream, can't I?
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