Thursday, August 30, 2007

Larry Craig and The Dawn Of The Pink Scare



In the 1950's the United States was gripped by fear. Not necessarily a fear of communism, but of communist accusations. We called this phenomenon "the Red Scare." Nowadays, the GOP is gripped by "the Pink Scare": a monster of the party's own making. Idaho Senator Larry Craig's sexual preference matters not in this case. What matters is how quickly and downright fiendishly his alleged cohorts dropped him like a hot potato. Two years ago, when Republican dinosaurs ruled D.C., this incident would hardly have been a blip on the radar. Now, with the (eventually) upcoming presidential election, Iraq War backpedaling and a truly desperate attempt by the GOP to return to "moral values," Craig's career is instantly dead in the water. This is more due to the past sins of his Republican predecessors, most notably Florida Congressman Mark Foley, whose actions. say some, cost the GOP the 2006 midterm elections.

This recent turn of events which has waylaid the careers of many would-be moral beacons such as Rev. Ted Haggard, leaves the Republican party in a genuine crisis: should they begin to preach a message of greater acceptance to their gay and lesbian brothers and sisters, or continue to preach a moral, but unacceptably hypocritical, message of intolerance towards gays, which would inevitably lead to more disgraceful outings in other public lavatories. At least this seems to be the burgeoning pattern.

If Larry Craig is indeed the victim of a "witch hunt," as he claims, can the public truly feel sorry for a man who has burned so many with his intolerance? What he calls a witch hunt, most would call poetic justice. And it seems as though it's just beginning. As the election grows nearer, more will be sacrificed for the GOP's greater good.

GOP senators say Craig should resign [AP]

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

More Than A Pardon


If there's a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is. If the person has violated law, that person will be taken care of.

-President Bush, February 11, 2004

And so he shall. In a fit of contempt for the citizens of this country, President Bush commuted Vice President Dick Cheney's former Chief of Staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Jr's sentence to no jail time, a $250,000 fine (reportedly to be paid by the likes of Fred Thompson) and two years probation.

"I respect the jury's verdict," Bush said in a written statement. "But I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive. Therefore, I am commuting the portion of Mr. Libby's sentence that required him to spend 30 months in prison."

Just to clarify, the commutation of Libby's sentence is far worse than a pardon. Here's why: not only is it now far less likely that "Scooter" will squeal like a pig, but if he were pardoned he would forfeit his Fifth Amendment rights. With the commutation of his sentence, he retains them. Isn't that nice?

Happy 4th, everybody!

Bush wipes away Libby's prison sentence [AP]

Monday, July 2, 2007

Another Day, Another Bee Gees Tribute



This is a cover of an early Bee Gees outtake from 1967 entitled "Mrs. Gillespie's Refrigerator." It runs even more obscure than their released material of that period, but it's a wonderful song.

I would highly recommend purchasing their recently released boxed set The Studio Albums 1967-1968, which includes this song plus several other amazing outtakes, b-sides and the like.

In the meantime, click here to listen to my humble cover of the song.

Enjoy.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Elijah Wood Wants To Be Your Dog



The good news is there seems to be film about the life of Iggy Pop in the works. The bad news? The person picked to play Iggy is Elijah Wood. I know what you're thinking: Did he just say "Elijah Wood"? Yes, folks. Not only has he been the front runner for the better part of a year, he also has been given Iggy's blessing.
"I think Elijah's a very good actor though. If he can play a hobbit then he should be able to play me."
I can only hope Iggy's just being gracious. I can't think of anyone less likely to capture Iggy's spirit. Then again, I can't think of any worthy candidates for the role. Is Nicholas Cage busy or something?

Iggy Pop backs Elijah Wood [Yahoo! Music]

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Sarah Smile, or How To Save JT Leroy's Career



Watching the ongoing debacle that is JT Leroy (aka Laura Albert)'s career going down in flames, a funny thought occurred to me. Since it seems that Laura is not in reality an ex-junkie prostitute, or HIV positive, or a transsexual (thus rendering her "art" null and void to millions of vulture voyeurs out there demanding their literature be "real"), why not give the public what they want for a change. Since I am in an extremely generous mood today, I am going to give this idea away for free:

Sarah: The Amazon Reviews.

Good, heh? Since Laura wrote the majority of the reviews herself anyway (the ones with five stars attached to them; you'll have to read for a bit) under a variety of pseudonyms, she can claim ownership to them. It can be presented as a series of correspondences complete with her fake reader reviewer names and dates (although I'm told most of the dates are real). And to make things more interesting, I'm sure the actual reviewers will be more than happy to lend their written work to this surefire-hit.

And it'll be real. Oprah can back this one with pride. Millions, I'm tellin' ya, millions!

Here's a first draft. See what you think.

PS. Publishers, if you use the idea, all I request is Special Thanks to my pseudonym, Baron von Pretzelkins, an ex-junkie, ex-Nazi reformed truck driver-lesbian with a really bad sugar addiction. I'd really appreciate it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Booker T & The MGs at Rockefeller Park



Just wanted to let you know that the legendary Booker T & The MGs are giving a free concert (with guest vocalist Sharon Jones) at Rockefeller Park at 7pm tonight. I had the pleasure of catching them a couple of years ago in Memphis and, believe me, they still got it. It should be Booker T-riffic! Don't miss it!

Click here for the details.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Dynamite Magazine Cover Archive



If you're as...um...mature as I (am), you'll probably remember these magazine covers scaring the hell out of you when you were a kid as well. Courtesy of retrocrush.com (by way of Bedazzled), here is a collection of Dynamite magazine covers that will shock you, thrill you and then shock you yet again as you clamour for the safety of the space underneath your couch where you're sure to remain for the rest of the month.

Enjoy.