Poison Guitarist Sentenced To 80 Days

C.C. Deville, guitarist for the shit-metal group Poison, pleaded no contest Monday to driving under the influence and causing injury to his companion after doing an "unsober bop" into a parked car. This caused the vehicle's airbags to deploy in his vehicle, injuring the other passenger. Tests revealed that he was intoxicated, and he has been sentenced to 80 days in jail.

I though they nabbed him for that unforgivable "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" guitar solo. No such luck.

- Poison Guitarist Headed To Pen [Yahoo! Music]

The Baked Ziti Radio Hour: Episodes 13 & 14

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Kate Hudson Denies Eating Disorder

Kate Hudson, pictured above, denies what British magazine Heat and the Daily Mail UK newspaper call her "extreme eating disorder." The images, and the articles that accompanied these allegations could also prove damaging to her "career" as it might raise concern amongst casting agents, London law firm Schillings added.

The publications in question include U.S. tabloid The National Enquirer for its article last month titled "Goldie tells Kate: Eat Something! And She Listens!" "Ms Hudson will argue in the courts that the images in question gave a seriously false and misleading impression as to her true physical condition, in that she was portrayed as being dangerously thin with an eating disorder," Schillings said in a statement. He also added "Lord knows NOBODY listens to a damn word Goldie says these days."

Michael O'Donoghue Quote Of The Day: #3

On John Belushi's death:

I was there the morning John died. He was lying on the floor of his bungalow. When I tried to revive him, the "big guy" opened his eyes and whispered, "Dope is for dopes." And he died. It was the last thing he ever said. I took his wallet and left.

Pulling All The Stops

The New York Daily News compiled a list of the worst subways in New York. I'm a total sucker for these things, so I decided to spotlight it today.

Here's the short list (read the article for further details):

• 205th St./Norwood, the Bronx, D line
  
• 182nd/183rd Sts., Fordham area, the Bronx, B and D lines
  
• Third Ave./138th St., South Bronx, No. 6 line
  
• Bowery, Chinatown, Manhattan, J, M, Z lines
  
• Brook Ave., Mott Haven section, the Bronx, No. 6 line
  
• Fulton St.-Broadway/Nassau, Financial District, Manhattan, J, M, Z, 2, 3, 4, 5, A and C lines
  
• 21st St., Long Island City, Queens, G line
  
• Mosholu Parkway, Norwood section, the Bronx, No. 4 line
  
• Bay Parkway, Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, N line
  
• Smith/Ninth Sts., Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, F and G lines

For my money, the two that should have been included and weren't are as follows:

• Boro Hall/Court St. Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn, 2,3,4,5,N,R,M and J lines: This definitely wins the award for the smelliest station, especially if you are exiting from the 2 or 3 train. The stench is overwhelming.
  
• Chambers St., Financial District, Manhattan E line: Again, more for the stink than the appearance. It just reeks of overused mops.

But the Daily News is so right about Smith/9th and Carroll Gardens stops. Yeesh!

Dirt & danger: 10 worst stations [New York Daily news]

What Becomes A Washed-Up Actress Most?

David Hesterbey, a homeless man who broke into Jennifer Aniston's rented Malibu beach house was ordered to undergo psychological counseling as part of a five-year probationary sentence. He also was ordered to stay away from Aniston for 10 years.

Stay away for ten years? From what I've been hearing about Derailed, it will be as though the entire movie-going public had received a similar sentence. Seriously, though, it just seems like too prophetic a title, doesn't it? The whole story seems like cheap publicity for the film. I could be totally off the mark, but I can't help but think that it's endsville for Aniston.

Man Who Broke Into Aniston's Home Sentenced [AP]

Samuel Alito's Mother Knows Best

Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito's 90-year-old mother, Rose, when asked if her son is against abotrion, said "Of course he still wets the bed." When reporters suggested that maybe she had misunderstood the question, she continued unabated:

"And he sure hates the gay people. I'm tellin' ya, he can't say enough bad things about how they were the direct cause of Hurricane Katrina and 9/11, not that he ever calls me, mind you. I mean, you think after I cleaned, fed and put that motherfucker through school he could find five goddamn seconds from his busy schedule to drop his only mother a fucking line once in a while!"

Reporters finally abandoned the interview, leaving Rose yelling the word "cocksucker" very loudly while attempting to kick dirt onto the reporters' vans.

- MAMMA MIA, THAT'S MY BOY! [New York Post]