Thursday, June 28, 2007

Elijah Wood Wants To Be Your Dog



The good news is there seems to be film about the life of Iggy Pop in the works. The bad news? The person picked to play Iggy is Elijah Wood. I know what you're thinking: Did he just say "Elijah Wood"? Yes, folks. Not only has he been the front runner for the better part of a year, he also has been given Iggy's blessing.
"I think Elijah's a very good actor though. If he can play a hobbit then he should be able to play me."
I can only hope Iggy's just being gracious. I can't think of anyone less likely to capture Iggy's spirit. Then again, I can't think of any worthy candidates for the role. Is Nicholas Cage busy or something?

Iggy Pop backs Elijah Wood [Yahoo! Music]

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Sarah Smile, or How To Save JT Leroy's Career



Watching the ongoing debacle that is JT Leroy (aka Laura Albert)'s career going down in flames, a funny thought occurred to me. Since it seems that Laura is not in reality an ex-junkie prostitute, or HIV positive, or a transsexual (thus rendering her "art" null and void to millions of vulture voyeurs out there demanding their literature be "real"), why not give the public what they want for a change. Since I am in an extremely generous mood today, I am going to give this idea away for free:

Sarah: The Amazon Reviews.

Good, heh? Since Laura wrote the majority of the reviews herself anyway (the ones with five stars attached to them; you'll have to read for a bit) under a variety of pseudonyms, she can claim ownership to them. It can be presented as a series of correspondences complete with her fake reader reviewer names and dates (although I'm told most of the dates are real). And to make things more interesting, I'm sure the actual reviewers will be more than happy to lend their written work to this surefire-hit.

And it'll be real. Oprah can back this one with pride. Millions, I'm tellin' ya, millions!

Here's a first draft. See what you think.

PS. Publishers, if you use the idea, all I request is Special Thanks to my pseudonym, Baron von Pretzelkins, an ex-junkie, ex-Nazi reformed truck driver-lesbian with a really bad sugar addiction. I'd really appreciate it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Booker T & The MGs at Rockefeller Park



Just wanted to let you know that the legendary Booker T & The MGs are giving a free concert (with guest vocalist Sharon Jones) at Rockefeller Park at 7pm tonight. I had the pleasure of catching them a couple of years ago in Memphis and, believe me, they still got it. It should be Booker T-riffic! Don't miss it!

Click here for the details.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Dynamite Magazine Cover Archive



If you're as...um...mature as I (am), you'll probably remember these magazine covers scaring the hell out of you when you were a kid as well. Courtesy of retrocrush.com (by way of Bedazzled), here is a collection of Dynamite magazine covers that will shock you, thrill you and then shock you yet again as you clamour for the safety of the space underneath your couch where you're sure to remain for the rest of the month.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Falwell Dead at 73: God's Will?



Say what you want about Jerry Falwell; the man was definitely influential. With Falwell's death, the continued strength of the Moral Majority may be in question. It seems unlikely that any other religious leader could get away with a fraction of the faux pas Falwell had gracefully endured over the years. Here's a greatest hits, of sorts:
  • In 1999, he told an evangelical conference that the Antichrist was a male Jew who was probably already alive.

  • Shortly after the 11 September 2001 attacks, he said that gays, atheists, civil-rights activists and legal abortions in the US had angered God and "helped this happen".

  • In 1999, he denounced the BBC TV children's show The Teletubbies, because he believed one character, Tinky Winky, was homosexual.
To be fair, perhaps Falwell's "passion" derived from a rather sordid past, which he readily admitted. Falwell's father and his grandfather were both atheists who made fortunes bootlegging during prohibition. He'd had his own troubles with the law, describing himself as a "juvenile delinquent" before becoming a born again Christian at the age of 19.

Despite his frequently misguided viewpoints, the moral climate continued to turn in Falwell's direction. John McCain, who denounced Falwell as an "agent of intolerance" during his 2000 presidential election, recently back peddled on those comments during his recent Meet The Press appearance last month.

So the question remains: has the fanatically moral dream died along with its most prominent dreamer? We can only hope for the best.

Evangelist Jerry Falwell dies [REUTERS]

Monday, May 7, 2007

Bowery Poetry Club Book Event: May 9th


An event is being held to launch a book entitled Third Rail: The Poetry of Rock and Roll. It will be held at the Bowery Poetry Club on May 9th starting at 7:30pm. It appears to be a free event. It also appears that I'll be performing two songs after Daniel Nester's reading and right before Paul Muldoon's band, Racket (I've heard they're fantastic). The sparse ad on BPC's website also lists "others," of which I must be one. Anyway, I'll be doing some Queen-related material. A splendid time is guaranteed for all.

The Bowery Poetry Club

308 Bowery, New York, NY 10012
(212) 614-0505
7:30pm

Monday, April 30, 2007

Tootie's Last Suit at the Tribeca Film Festival



"Tootie's Last Suit," a film for which I was Assistant Editor, will be shown at the Tribeca Film Festival this year. I am extremely excited to see the film complete and on the big screen. It's a wonderful film about the history, trials and tribulations of the Mardi Gras Indians and one of their greatest chiefs, Tootie Montana. Here are the available screenings:

Thu, May 3, 8:45pm
AMC 34th Street Theater 14 (Map)
$18

Fri, May 4, 7:45pm
AMC 34th Street Theater 10 (Map)
$18

Sat, May 5, 1:00pm
AMC 34th Street Theater 13 (Map)
$18

Sun, May 6, 10:15am
AMC 34th Street Theater 10 (Map)
$18